WITH "LIFE CAN BE CRUEL IN TOKYO".

YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE SOAPS
YOU LEAVE IN THE SHOWER ROOM?

- LET'S DO AN INTERVIEW.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

- YOU'VE GOT NEEDS...
- I HAVE.

YES.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

APART FOR HEAVY LIFTING. I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.

IT'S TOO BIG! HOW DID YOU GET IT HERE?

WAIT TILL I'VE SAID IT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE NOT TO TAKE OFFENCE.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.

BRILLIANT!

"I SMELL THE BLOOD
OF AN UNGRATEFUL BUNCH OF BASTARDS."

ACTUALLY, I'LL EAT IT.

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.