- HI, ALAN.
- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK?

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFT
THAT NO MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS.

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?

- DID YOU SEE MR BROWN AND HIS FRIENDS OFF?
- YES. I SHOULD GET A BRAVERY AWARD FOR IT!

DID THEY GET YOU ON THE OLD JEANS RULE? NAZIS!

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

DAN!

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

- CAN I GET TO MY CAR?
- IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IT'S NOT HERBIE.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

- HERE COMES SONJA.
- THE DINNER LADY.

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- OH! HELLO...ER...

- OR THEY'LL DECLARE YOU BANKRUPT ON FRIDAY.
- RIGHT.

THEY WILL WITHSTAND,
AT BEST, ONE AGGRESSIVE BODY SCRUB.

THEIR GIBBERISH CLASSIC -
AND MY TRIBUTE TO HER MAJESTY'S POLICE.