- AYE, IT IS.
- MICHAEL, CAN I HAVE A DRINK?

TWO GRAND, THAT COST.

THIS IS A ROMANTIC TRIBUTE...

THEY COULD AFFORD TO EAT IN A MODEST RESTAURANT.

- DOWN THE SINK?
- YEP.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

HOT TOPIC!

- THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.
- I'VE BEEN AMBUSHED.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S HIS BOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

- SPEAK QUICKLY. SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
- WHAT CAN WE DO?

NO. SHE'S BEEN TELLING ME
THE PROBLEMS IN GETTING INTO THIS COUNTY.

(FARTING NOISE)

I DON'T WANT TO GO OFF ANYWHERE.

OH, SORRY.
L THOUGHT YOU WERE A TINKER WITH TARMAC.

JUST RELAX. THERE'S A FOAMY BIT ON YOUR SHOULDER.

RIGHT. SHE SAYS NO,
AND SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.