SEE THAT?

CAN I OFFER YOU MY DEEP, DEEP...

- OH, YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY.
- I'M SORRY.

- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.

WE CAN'T CELEBRATE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS,

WOULD YOU SAY, BEARING IN MIND THAT HE'S
DEPRESSED AND HAS GOT RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS,

WHY?

- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

STOP SAYING YOU THREW YOUR MONKEY IN THE SEA.

AND MARTIN MCGUINNESS LOOKS
LIKE A CLOWN WITHOUT MAKE-UP.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

BECAUSE OF A THREAT OF A COURT INJUNCTION
FROM THE MAKERS OF CLUEDO. IT'S 6.58 A.M.

I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

SPLASH DOWN!

AND THEN I POPPED INTO HI-FI SERIOUS

BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

HMM!

ANYWAY, REGARDING THE GRAFFITI, IF YOU COULD...