SHALL I LEAVE THAT?

- COME IN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

I SAY, "THIS IS FOR YOU, TOM!"
HE'S BEGGING US, MAN. "NO! PLEASE! DON'T!"

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- I WANTED TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

- WHO'S HAD US IN STITCHES.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)

THEY'RE COMPLEMENTARY.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FLAKY SKIN. I'M A ZOMBIE.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

A DETECTIVE SERIES
BASED IN NORWICH, CALLED "SWALLOW".

(HORN TOOTS)

BECAUSE SHE MUST SELL THIS HOUSE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OFFICE BLOCK.

HI, KIDS. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN MY FINE OLD SCHOOL.

DO YOU STILL WANT TO DO THE RADIO SHOW
NOW YOUR BOOKS HAVE BEEN INCINERATED?