HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND I THINK
HE SAW PEOPLE BEING BLOWN UP...

ERROR TWO..

YOU'RE WELCOME.
DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOX?

WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE PASTA IN BOWS?

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

QUESTION FROM THERE.

- DO YOU KNOW HER?
- NO. HOW DID YOU MEET?

I'D LIKE TO GO ROUND LEGOLAND
WITH SEAN CONNERY,

BILL.

THAT'S LOVELY. THAT'S FIRST-CLASS.

- BYE.
- BYE.

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

OK. JUST FOLD THIS TABLE AWAY.
YOU SHOULD FEEL IT CLIP IN THE HOUSING.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
TOMORROW IS YOUR DAY. DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

VERY LAID-BACK PETROL STATION, THIS.
YOU COULD HAVE SOFAS IN HERE.

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.