I RECKON I COULD DO THAT BOND STUFF.

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO COME, ALAN?
- NO, THANKS, LYNN.

SO GIVE HIM A PAINTING
OF A SPITFIRE AND LET HIM GO.

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

- COLMAN'S MUSTARD COLMAN?
- YEAH.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

NO. I'M SEEING TONY HADLEY FROM SPANDAU BALLET.

- HOW MUCH IS IT?
- 325,000.

YES. THAT'S FOR HYGIENE REASONS.
IT LETS THE BUTTOCKS BREATHE.

IF YOU DO K, Y AND Z, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

IT'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY, LOVE,
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK.

- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS SONJA'S BEST FEATURE?

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF.