I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

RIGHT, FINE.

TAKE THE FAG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

YOUR BARK TRUNKS SOAKING UP
THE WATER LIKE A SPONGE,

EMBARRASSING. IDIOT.

A BED OR A BIG CHAIR.

THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.

MR PARTRIDGE, UM...

- IT'S AWFUL.
- I LIKE THEM.

OK. TWO QUESTIONS. HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT
AND WHAT FLOOR'S THE RESTAURANT ON?

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE HAIR,
I THINK WE'LL BE COMPLETELY HAIRLESS,

YET EVERYONE KNOWS
I WILL BE IN SWAFFHAM AT 3 P.M.

BUT I'M DIGRESSING.

NO ONE WAS SUGGESTING THEY WOULD.

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

- LYNN!
- YES.

- CAN'T YOU USE TWO?
- I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK.