SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

JUST MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HOW INFECTED CATTLE
FEED CAN ATTACK THE CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM.

- WE DON'T WANT A CLOWN, ALAN.
- GOD, NO.

(THEY HONK)

I WALKED OUT AFTER FIVE MINUTES.
IT WAS DEMEANING.

- MIKE FROM POLGRAVE, ARE YOU THERE, SIR?
- YOU IGNORANT C..

AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF...

JILL, DO YOU LIKE OWLS?

I'VE BEEN WORKING
LIKE A JAPANESE PRISONER OF WAR.

- NO. SPEAKER SYSTEM.
- SORRY.

- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.

I THINK SEAN WOULD RATHER WANDER ROUND
THE WILDFOWL PARK IN PEPPERSTOCK

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

- ALL THE BLOOD WILL RUN OUT OF THE HOLE.
- PULL IT OFF.

THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

- UM... IN FACT, I THINK I'LL GO.
- NO.