I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THIS PROTRUSION
IS A GOOD OR BAD THING.

YOU SAY TOM-AR-TO, I SAY TOM-AY-TO.

WELL, WHERE DO I START?

DAN!

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.

YOU KNOW, IN THE LOUNGE, IN THE HALL...

AND SUSAN PICKARDY? YOU KNOW HER?

ALL RIGHT. JUST ER...
JUST CARY ON BUILDING THE HOUSE.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE.
- DROP IT, LYNN.

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

WOULD YOU SAY, BEARING IN MIND THAT HE'S
DEPRESSED AND HAS GOT RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS,

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.