THIS CHEMICAL TOILET IS A SANIFLO 33.

HANG ON IN THERE. I'M SURE YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK.

DO YOU REMEMBER CATCHING ME
IN THAT DARKROOM SNOGGING THAT LAB ASSISTANT?

ALL OF US EXPERIENCE STRESS

- I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS.
- RIGHT.

CAN WE HAVE FOUR FULL BRITISH ISLES
BREAKFASTS, PLEASE?

VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

WE'LL MAKE SWEET LOVE AND I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY.
- I HAD TO DO THOSE DODGY FLOOR JOISTS.

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

HELLO? RECEPTION? SORRY, I MUST HAVE HIT A ZERO.

AND IT SAYS "PASS" NOW WHERE IT ONCE SAID "PISS".

- LOSE YOUR KEY?
- I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR AS I'D LOST MY KEY.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

IT'S GOOD THIS, ISN'T IT, EVEN THOUGH
WE'RE BASICALLY JUST LISTING CHOCOLATE BARS?