- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.
FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.
- IT'S MASSIVE.
- 10,OOO SQUARE FEET OF KITCHENS.
JUST A FEW THINGS, ALAN.
WE'VE HAD A CALL FROM NORWICH RADIO.
- CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.
- YOUR P.A.'S HERE.
- HELLO, LYNN, SHALL WE GRAB A PEW?
- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
THEN ONE MORE BIG SWING, LEGS GO RIGHT UP...
WHAT WAS THAT? TOO LATE!
- ALAN...
- FIGHT YOU! SORRY...
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)
I WONDER IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT.
- A BOWL OF BREAD THERE.
- WHAT'S THAT FOR?
CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.
WHICH CHRISTIAN TESTIFIES TO ON HIS SECOND TRACK.
"LONELY
TOUCH MY THIS.
SONJA, THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE.
(JILL) THAT'S FINE.
DO YOU MIND IF I TALK?
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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