- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

THIS IS JED. HE'S MY DRIVER.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- DAN MOODY.

WHEN GOD WAS HANDING OUT CHESTS...

- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
- A DISASTER. I DON'T WANT MY FACE ON THIS!

A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

READ THE SMALL PRINT ON YOUR CONE-TRACT.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

(HONKING)

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

- HAVE YOU KEPT IT BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE?
- I DON'T THINK SO.

- I'LL HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.

YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.

WHEN A COWBOY HAS AN ARROW FIRED AT HIM,
HE HEARS NOTHING.

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

YET EVERYONE KNOWS
I WILL BE IN SWAFFHAM AT 3 P.M.