DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME
ENTITLED "YACHTING MISHAPS" -

STOP PANICKING.

- GOOD. WELL, THAT'S A START.
- I SHOULD HAVE SAID "BAGUETTE",

NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT
SHE REALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU.

TO MAKE A COMPLETE CAR.

IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.

I THINK IF WE, UM...

ALISON, YOU ARE A LADY.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE UNPLEASANT...

YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.

LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON

- NO. IT JUST SAYS "MICHAEL".
- AYE, IT DOES.

# SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN

YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

UM...SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT ANY REQUESTS,
ANYONE YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO, OR...?

ALAN, TAKE HER TO HOSPITAL AND WE'LL CHAT LATER.