TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

OH, GREAT.

- WHAT'S HER BOOK LIKE?
- DON'T REFER TO ME AS "HER".

CAN YOU POP TO THE SHOPS AND GET ME...

AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

I WAS THERE SHOUTING WITH EVERYONE EKE,

I WONDERED IF YOU HAD ANY MORE
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BADGE PACKS?

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

LET'S ALL SING IT.
# TELL YOU WHAT, TELL YOU WHAT

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

WHY DON'T YOU ISSUE A FULL RETRACTION, AND YOU'LL
GET YOURSELF OUT OF A LOT OF SILLY BOTHER?

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.

HELLO, LYNN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME RELAXING.

- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!