NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

- THIS WILL PUT NORWICH ON THE MAP.
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

- THESE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS OF BONO?
- STILL ON THAT?

- SECOND WORD.
- SECOND WORD IS SLEEP..AWAKE.

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

JED, I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.

LAST THING AT NIGHT AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
ONLY IT JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT SMELLY.

GRAVEYARDS ARE SO DEPRESSING.

- A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE.
- STILL OR FIZZY?

OH, GUV'NOR, HE'S GOT ME BANG TO RIGHTS.

- THERE'S NO POINT IN FINISHING THE SENTENCE.
- BUT IF YOU...

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.

- YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A BIT TIGHT IN HERE?
- NOT REALLY.

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.