- DID YOU SEE MR BROWN AND HIS FRIENDS OFF?
- YES. I SHOULD GET A BRAVERY AWARD FOR IT!

- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

SO DO YOU WANT US TO TAKE OUT SUE COOK FOR YOU?

NEXT WEEK'S GUEST PETROL WILL BE... TEXACO AGAIN.

THIS IS JED. HE'S MY DRIVER.

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

NO. SHE'S BEEN TELLING ME
THE PROBLEMS IN GETTING INTO THIS COUNTY.

AND TWO.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT,

HE THINKS THAT AFTER DEATH THERE IS NOTHING.

RIGHT BACK TO CLASSIC ROCK, LIKE WINGS.

I THINK I'D PREFER TO ADOPT. MEN CAN THESE DAYS.

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

NO ONE WAS SUGGESTING THEY WOULD.

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

INDEED.