I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. YOU BUY A CAR OFF THEM
AND FIND OUT IT'S TWO FRONT ENDS WELDED TOGETHER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.
I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING OUT
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.
SINCE OWNING A LEXUS,
IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF LEXI YOU SEE AROUND.
WELL... TO BE HONEST, I'M CHUFFED LIKE MAD.
SHE WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!
YOU'VE ALLOWED FOR THE VISIT TO THE GRAVE?
YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE ENERGY UP,
BECAUSE...
JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.
- GRAFFITI? WHAT, IN THE HOTEL?
- NO, THERE'S NEVER ANY GRAFFITI IN THE HOTEL.
ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
AND THERE'S DALENDESS SHID.
NO. I WAS JUST TALKING TO A WIDOW.
STAY STILL.
- EH?
- VERY MANLY. IT WORKS.
A FRIED BREAKFAST MAKES AN EXCELLENT APHRODISIAC.
EXCUSE ME.
WITH JED. AFTER YOU.
THE MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR HAMILTON'S.
HE'S GOING TO BE KEEPING AN EYE ON US.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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