WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

# YOU HAD A TEMPER

SINCE OWNING A LEXUS,
IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF LEXI YOU SEE AROUND.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO "THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

THEY ARE OBLIGED TO CONTRACT OUT

I USED TO GO ON NATURE TRAILS AND SPOT FLOWERS

A SONG THERE ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. DOESN'T
GIVE HER SURNAME. MUST GIVE HER A CALL.

IN NORWICH...FOR A BIT.

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

URRGH...

- OH, RIGHT.
-..SAY HELLO.

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

MY MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF FOR A REASON.
I WAS AT AN OWL SANCTUARY.

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...