- CAN I BE VERY RUDE? NOT LIKE THAT.
- TY ME.

IF YOU WANT A ROVER 200, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE AT PEAR TREE PRODUCTIONS.

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

- SHALL I...
- KEEP HER AWAY FROM DIGNITARIES.

DO YOU DENY THAT?

- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

LISTEN, JILL, THERE IS A ROMANTIC BUFFET SUPPER
AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT,

MR STEPHEN BRAI,
WHOSE FATHER INVENTED CATS EYES.

AND YOU THINK, "GOD, HE'S GOING TO DIE!"
BUT THEN, AT THE LAST MINUTE...

LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.

SEE YOU LATER.

- WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A SECOND SERIES.
- THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

EXCEPT I CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE

WE CAN'T CELEBRATE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS,

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW.
OR YOU, MRS PARTRIDGE.