YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.

- I'VE GOT A HUNDRED COWS.
- I'VE GOT A HUNDRED AND FOUR FRIENDS.

YOU USED THIS PAY CHANNEL.

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

(KNOCK)

I BET A LOT OF THESE GO MISSING
AND END UP AS WORK SURFACES IN LUXURY KITCHENS.

BEAKS? HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THIS,
OR DO YOU WANT TO STOP AT QUACKING PLUMS?

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, GETTING THE BEERS IN.

- AND A SIDE CLUMP OF CRESS.
- RIGHT. AND YOU WANT THAT NOW?

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

- HI. I'M PATRICIA LESSING.
- KAREN COLMAN. NICE OF YOU TO COME.

- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.

YES. CAN YOU HOLD THESE?

IT'S BASICALLY A TV SHOW THAT'S NOT ON TV.

SOME OF THE THINGS ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND DO
ARE PRETTY TOP-SHELF.

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.

SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE?