THEN IT CUTS TO JAMES - ROGER MOORE -
AND, YES, HE'S WITH A LADY.

BRILLIANT STORY TO TELL.
I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP WHERE I WORK.

ALRIGHT?

JOHN, RIGHT. I ALWAYS THINK OF YOU
AS BLEACHY HEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR.

- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU READING?

- THANKS.
- I'VE READ YOUR BOOK.

I'M SORRY. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE MUG.

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?

(SINGS OUT OF TUNE)

ON NOW, AS WE LOOK BACK ON A FANTASTIC YEAR...
I'M GOING TO BE SICK AGAIN.

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

- OH! TALK OF THE DEVIL!
- MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE.

# NOBODY DOES IT HALF AS GOOD AS YOU
BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? RELAX.