INDEED, THE LINES ARE OPEN
IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT

- CHRIS, CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE
HE DIDN'T CREATE ADAM AND STEVE.

FOUR YEARS AGO,
SUSAN LOST HER HAND IN A CAKE-CUTTING MACHINE.

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

- I TEACH HERE.
- I SEE.

WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM IN UNDESIRABLE AREAS.

I WANT YOU HERE.
YOU'D BE MY VERY OWN JOHN WEST TINNED WOMAN.

- DO YOU WANT A BEER?
- NO, THANKS.

UNBELIEVABLE.

YOU COULD WORK ON THE TITANIC.

YOU COULD SAY, "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
WE'VE RUN OUT OF LIFE JACKETS".

£200,OOO A YEAR.

ALL PART OF THE BEREAVEMENT DIVIDEND.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVE BROKEN DOWN
BY NOW,

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

YEAH, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, YES.