- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

BASICALLY, TERRESTRIAL TV IS A DEAD DUCK,
AND WHO WATCHES A DEAD DUCK?

LYNN'S A GOOD WORKER,
BUT I SUPPOSE SHE'S A BIT LIKE BURT REYNOLDS.

..THEN WE BRING THE COWS IN,
GET THEM MILKED BY 6 AM, SO..

SUPER-BEINGS, REALLY.

THAT'S ME BIKE. THAT'S DESERT STORM.

THE MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR HAMILTON'S.
HE'S GOING TO BE KEEPING AN EYE ON US.

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

ONE CAN FIND SOME STRENGTH

WHAT A LOVELY SMILE.

NOT CORIAN, A MAN-MADE MARBLE SUBSTITUTE?

(MUSIC)

YEAH, WE BRING THEM IN FROM MILKING,
AND THEN ALL THAT CAN GO...

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

CHRIS. CHRIS FEATHERS. HI.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?