BUT WITH DIFFERENT-SHAPED PASTA.

COUPLE OF STRAWS, NO PROBLEM.

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

- MUM, I WANT MY GAMEBOY.
- EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.

- I'LL BUY A PACKET OF MINTS.
- GREAT.

MR T OSSER. THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK.

(ALARM BEEPS)
SWITCH THE ALARM OFF!

NO CLOTHES, COMPLETELY NAKED,

DID YOU TAKE THESE ON A TELEPHOTO LENS?

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

LITTLE CHEF.

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

SPICE WORLD!

VEY RELIABLE, BUT SHE'S GOT A MOUSTACHE.