# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN #

LET'S CELEBRATE! LET'S GET A BOTTLE OF BOLLY.

OH. YES.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT PUTS ME OFF.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

OR YOU TAKE THE LID OFF THE GEAR KNOB
AND FIND A TESTIS.

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
SHOOT FROM YOUR HIP - YOUR NEW HIP.

- I COULD TALK TO MY CHOCOLATE PEOPLE.
- YES, PLEASE.

JACKA-NACKA-NORY! AH, THAT'S BETTER.

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER.

A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.

YOU'RE HANGING AROUND WITH A MAN
WHO USES A COLLECTIVE TERM FOR A SINGLE VEHICLE.

TAKE IT OFF NOW.

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.

THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.

IF SHE COMES OUT COLD ON THE OUTSIDE
BUT HOT IN THE MIDDLE, SHE'S A WITCH.