- ADULT CHANNEL, THAT'S YOUR DIRTY MOVIES.
- NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.

IT'S LATIN.

HELLO.

PITY, BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY KEEN ON THAT ONE.

YOUR BARK TRUNKS SOAKING UP
THE WATER LIKE A SPONGE,

- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

SORRY. IT'S THE NEW SYSTEM.

(KNOCK)

NO, IT'S FINE. THANK YOU.

AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

I'M GUILTY AS HELL, LYNN.

DAN. SIR DANSWORTH OF MOODYSHIRE!

I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF JOKES.

THANK YOU. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW.

I WONDERED IF YOU HAD ANY MORE
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BADGE PACKS?

I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

(LYNN) WHAT IF TONY HAYERS SEES
"COOK, PASS, BABTRIDGE" PAINTED ON YOUR CAR?

- SONJA, DID YOU GET THE PICCALILLI?
- YES.