THE VOTES ARE CLOSED AND "THE RINGS"
AND "THE FLIES" HAVE BEEN TROUNCED

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

FORCING A DOG TO PULL A MAN ROUND ALL DAY.
NOT FAIR ON EITHER OF THEM.

LET'S LOOK AT SOME RECORDS. THERE'S AN ENTRY HERE
FOR TOMAHAWK LEISURE. WHAT WAS THAT?

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- I WANT TO GO TO LONDON.
- THAT'S FINE.

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

- TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES ON ITS WAY.
- JUST GOING OVER THERE FOR A BIT.

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

THAT'S ME BIKE. THAT'S DESERT STORM.

- YOU SMILED THEN, LYNN.
- NO, I DIDN'T.

YEP, FAIR POINT.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

- HE LOOKS QUITE NICE.
- THE DEVIL CAN TAKE MANY FORMS.