- I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
- OK. HERE'S...

# GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIND #

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

AND MARTIN MCGUINNESS LOOKS
LIKE A CLOWN WITHOUT MAKE-UP.

IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.

L MEAN, AT FIRST I WAS MORTIFIED..

- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.

HE WAS ASKING WHAT KIND OF PHONE I HAD
AND I SAID, "A MOTOROLA TIMEPORT."

(SCREECHING)

R-E-O SPEEDWAGON.

TONIGHT, I WAS THAT CLOSE,
THAT CLOSE, TO BEING INFAMOUS.

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.

YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

SHALL WE CLEAR UP? I FANCY AN EARLY NIGHT.

- AAH!
- GOOD SHOW THIS MORNING?