- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY PROJECT.
- IT'S JUST A MEET AND GREET.

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

AYE. I'D ADOPT A GREYHOUND.
THE LAST ONE I HAD WAS RIGHT CLEVER.

ACTUALLY, HE LIVES IN THE AREA.
I COULD HAVE HAD HIM OVER.

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

- COME ON IN.
- CAN WE STILL TALK ABOUT KITCHENS?

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

..BEFORE IT ALL DROPPED,

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

(GARGLING NOISE)

WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP...MY HOUSE.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

NICE ROOM.

- YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT.
- PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

WOULD IT BE RUDE TO STOP LISTENING
TO YOU AND SPEAK TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

- IF THAT'LL HELP THINGS.
- YES, YES.