I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ERECTION.
UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIRROR, RIGHT, GUYS?

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

ALAN HAD A TV CHAT SHOW AND WAS QUITE
A BIG NAME, AND THEN IT ALL WENT VERY WRONG.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE?

# JET

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

I FORGOT. YOU'RE NOT BONO.

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

SORRY IT'S A BUILDING SITE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE A HAT HARD ON.

"FROM FELIXSTOWE TO SPALDING, ALL THE ISSUES."

LYNN, LYNN, YOU SPEAK TO HER.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

THERE'S A RUSSIAN MAN - WITH EYEBROWS -

YOU'RE NOT PUSHING THEM HARD ENOUGH.
PRETEND I'M A CUSTOMER.

I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS, DAN.

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...