- BANG! I'M JAMES BOND.
- GOT US IN THE NECK.

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.

- NO. LEEDS!
- OH, LEEDS.

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

RIGHT. GO. JUST DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY NORMALLY.

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

- IF SHE BURSTS, SHE'S INNOCENT.
- YES.

MICHAEL'S STAYING HERE
TILL THEY PUT HIS FRONT DOOR BACK ON.

ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.
I'LL DO A QUICK FIX ON IT FOR NOW, AND...

ACTUALLY, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
IT'S A RATHER DELICATE MATTER.

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

"DRIVING MISS DAISY"!

I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POLO NECK?
BALLS OUT OF THE BATH ON THIS ONE.

"A-HAAA!"

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.