HE'S NECKING WITH HER. HE SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO GO, LOVE. SOMETHING'S COME UP!"

- CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

I DON'T WANT TO BE INFAMOUS, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS.

I DO ENJOY THESE CHATS IN THE MORNING.

IDENTIFY THE HOSTAGES AND TAKE OUT THE TERRORISTS.

SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

NO. WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER...

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

IT'S AUSTRIA!.

THREE. NO, NO... FOUR. IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT?

NO. I DO MEAN THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.

- THERE GOES SIOBHAN.
- I'M GOING TO BOX HER IN AT THE SQUASH COURT!

SO, CHRIS, WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY?

LISTEN. THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO WIND DOWN.
I'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS COMING TO THE HOUSE.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

- HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AT THIS LEVEL.
- AYE. WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY...

I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.