- I'VE GOT WOOD THERE.
- THAT'S MDF. OH, YOU'RE MAKING A JOKE.

- OF WHAT?
- BEING BLOWN UP, BOMBS.

CLYDESDALE HORSES. 12 HANDS HIGH.

- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

- HELLO. MICHAEL.
- AYE AYE, MR PARTRIDGE.

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

TWELVE INCHES... KEEP IT IN MY ROOM.

GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.

I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU
TO SEE A SHOW HOUSE AT TEN O'CLOCK.

ANYONE WHO'S ANYONE WHO'S IN THE NORFOLK AREA.

# WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR... #

THIS IS MICHAEL. HE SELLS KITCHENS.

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

- YOU DISAPPEARED PRETTY SHARPISH.
- AYE. A SCALDED CAT RUNS AWAY.

YEAH. THEY'RE RUINED. EXCUSE ME.

I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT A HO.

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!