- ALAN?
- ONE YANK, GONE!

- SHE'S AN AMAZING WOMAN.
- MY GRANDFATHER WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR.

- HELLO, JOHN.
- AL. WE'VE CONCRETED THE FLOOR.

THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

CAN OF FANTA?

KISS MY FACE!

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?

THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.

THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

- A CONTRIBUTION FOR THE CHURCH.
- A FIVER?

USEFUL STUFF.

SUE FROM PASTON WANTS TO SIT DOWN
WITH HOTPOT AND RED CABBAGE

NOT IN THAT DRAWER.

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.

- YES.
- LISTEN.

THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.