GET OFF!

MR G STRING.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE, THEY'RE FOR THE CAR.

BUT I TELL TO HIM, "PLEASE, IT DOESN'T MIND.
WHAT'S INSIDE MATTERS."

# EIGHTEEN TILL I DIE,
I'M GONNA BE EIGHTEEN TILL I DIE #

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

JUST DO IT. GO AND STEAL A CONE, MAN.

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW.
OR YOU, MRS PARTRIDGE.

182 DAYS IN A TRAVEL TAVERN!

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.

- THAT'S THE WORK SURFACE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
- LYNN, YOUR BAILEY'S.

THIS BOOK WOULD FIT INTO AN ATTACHE CASE

A-HA!