ALL RIGHT. I'LL STAY! I'LL STAY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

AND I MIGHT PUT IT ON A JAR OF PASTA.

THAT'S VERY GOOD.
I COULD SEND HER INTO NORWICH ON AN ERRAND.

LET'S START WITH SOME PETTING.

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

COME IN.

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

LISTEN TO THIS. IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

I FELT LIKE A RUDDY IDIOT.

"DO YOU WANT TO WATCH 'BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS?"'

TAKE IT OFF NOW.

BECAUSE SHE MUST SELL THIS HOUSE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OFFICE BLOCK.

THAT EVERYTHING I'VE SAID
THUS FAR IS COMPLETELY CORRECT?

ACTUALLY, I AM SPEECHLESS.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?