YEAH. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

LYNN, CALL BILL ODDIE AND..

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- YES, WE ARE.

YEAH.

WE'LL LET THIS GO,

OH, YOU'VE GOT THE DATE WRONG THERE.
JUST INITIAL THAT.

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

YES.

AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS
BEING HOSED DOWN IN CAR PARKS.

- I'LL GET ANOTHER HALF BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
- YEAH, GO ON, THEN.

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

ONE, PRESUMABLY YOU THINK I'M A BIT ODD
AND YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE NOW.

ALRIGHT?

HE'S GONE TO GET CAROL. YOU SPEAK TO HER!

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!