LISTEN, LISTEN.

AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM
OUR E-MAIL OF THE EVENING.

ALAN, YOUR P.A.'S ARRIVED.

"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

SHE SAYS,
"WOULD YOU DRIVE US HOME... TO CARDIFF?"

- DO YOU SEE ANY UPSET ZOMBIES?
- JUST THE ONE.

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)

BRILLIANT!

- BANG! I'M JAMES BOND.
- GOT US IN THE NECK.

NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.

(FARTING NOISE)

- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.

- YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK MARKER PEN.
- OH. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.

OH! EXCELLENT.

JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

8.20, "DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER". PUT THE ROAST ON
AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE MOON BUGGY.