CAREFUL. FOLK MIGHT SAY YOU'RE A CEREAL KILLER!

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

THIS HASN'T BEEN CLEANED OUT FOR YEARS. THERE'S A
LITTLE JAPANESE SOLDIER HERE STILL FIGHTING THE WAR.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

IT'S DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SAY SPLIDDING

- HELLO, ALAN.
- LYNN, HAND ME AN APPLE PIE.

- YOU'VE NOT GOT A...
- ELECTRIC BUZZER? NO.

ALL I CAN SEE IS A MONKEY
SPINNING TOWARDS THE WATER.

- OH, HE HAS DONE.
- WAS IT A GOOD SHOW? ANYONE PHONE IN?

JUST LIKE THAT.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

YEAH.

SO BOOK A HOLIDAY WITH HAMILTON'S.
"WAT-ER-WAY" TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

- PUMP NUMBER THREE.
- GOOD PUMP.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

THEN WATCH TV, LIKE "CONE DANCING".

HERE WE ARE. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT WHEN WE'RE READY.