NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

VERY LAID-BACK PETROL STATION, THIS.
YOU COULD HAVE SOFAS IN HERE.

YOU FILL IN THE POND WITH CONCRETE,
PLOUGH THE FAMILY INTO THE FIELD,

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

WELL DONE, LYNN. NOW, BEFORE WE GET UP,
I'M JUST GOING TO WARN YOU,

THAT'S RUBBISH. I KNOW FOR A FACT
MARTIN LEWIS GOT TWO POWER SHOWERS OUT OF THEM.

THEN WATCH TV, LIKE "CONE DANCING".

YEAH, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE, YES.

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ
ON A CABLE TELEVISION CHANNEL

LOOK AT ME.

MY HEAD WAS IN CONTACT WITH THE HEADREST.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, DO GIVE ME A CALL.

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

FROM LOUGHBOROUGH UNIVERSITY.

60'S NOT REALLY OLD. I MEAN, LOOK AT BOB DYLAN.