- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON.

YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,

CAN I OFFER YOU MY DEEP, DEEP...

YES, OF COURSE, ALAN.

I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

MOBILE PHONES WERE LIKE BIG BLACK PLASTIC BRICKS
WITH A BREADSTICK AT THE TOP.

YEAH.

CAN I HAVE THE SAME, PLEASE?

- I WASN'T STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE.
- I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE.

NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT
SHE REALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU.

CLAWS.

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

YOU SERVE SIMPLY TO ALARM THE PUBLIC
AND TO INFLAME THE FARMERS.

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

I DON'T AGREE, HE'D GO TO LEGOLAND. BYE.

- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.