- DID YOU SEE THAT?
- YES.

YOU'RE CHEERFUL CONSIDERING
IT'S THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH.

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

HELLO? BATTERY.

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

- IF YOU'VE GOT OWT TO SAY, SAY IT TO ME.
- IT'S HYGIENE.

YOU'VE... YOU'VE POPPED OUT AGAIN!

WE SHOULD TALK MORE.
I'VE GOT LOTS OF SUBJECTS TO CHAT ABOUT.

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

HELLO. OH, HIYA!

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.

YOU DO THAT WITH BATTLEFIELD CASUALTIES
SO THE DOCTORS KNOW THEY'VE HAD MORPHINE.

BIG FEET REMIND ME OF GAMMON.

THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.

- THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM?
- THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.

OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

RIGHT UP TO TWENTIETH-CENTURY WELL-TONED WOMEN

I KNEW IT WAS YOU. I KEYED IT IN
WHEN I DROVE HOME. NEARLY HIT A BADGER.