BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

- IT'S AWFUL.
- I LIKE THEM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

SHE SAYS,
"WOULD YOU DRIVE US HOME... TO CARDIFF?"

WHERE ARE YOU FROM IN IRELAND?

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE
AND CLOSE THE OFFICE DOWN

STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SLAGGING FARMERS
OFF. ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE TO THEM?

OK. I'M GOING TO MISS THIS CARAVAN.

THREE, TWO, ONE, LAND.

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE FOUND IT A BIT CREEPY.

CALM DOWN, LYNN!
YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM MINOR WOMEN'S WHIPLASH.

HAVE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FUN PACKS?
I'VE GOT ONE HERE.

IDEA FOR A TELEVISION PROGRAMME

- ACTUALLY, BILL, SPARKLING WINE'LL BE FINE.
- WHATEVER.

YOU COULD SIT ON HIS FACE.