IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

- YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO THE FAN CLUB.
- I ALREADY HAVE.

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

- WELL...
- HANG ON. THERE'S A FOURTH POSITION.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?

BANG! BLOOD DRIBBLES DOWN.

AND THE POT-SMOKING,
WHORE-RIDDEN WATERWAYS OF AMSTERDAM.

AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

YEAH, OK. HELP YOURSELF
TO A HONEYCOMB YORKIE FOR THE GLOVEBOX.

NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.

- WATCH THE FIRE HOSE.
- WHOO!

OH, LYNN!

WITH RESPECT, IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH CRIMINALS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET LIED TO.

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.