AAGH!

IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?

SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?

THAT CEMENT'S DRIED, SO I'LL BE OFF.

- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

- YEAH. BYE, ALAN.
- ALSO, ARCHERS.

YEAH. IT'S QUIET.

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

DOWN THE SINK.

SONJA, LET'S GET SOME JUICE
WHILE THE MEN SET THE WORLD TO RIGHTS.

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

IT'S NOT ME. HAVE I GOT A PIERCED NAVEL?

NOT THAT THE BBC WOULD COMMISSION IT.

THERE ARE ENOUGH SUPPLIES IN HERE
TO LAST THREE WEEKS.

- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.

ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY LIFE BEGINS AT 4O.