- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

"DRIVING MISS DAISY"!

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE.

I HEAR THAT ALL THE UNSOLD COPIES
ARE BEING BUNDLED INTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK

MAKE SURE I DON'T SINK THE BOAT
AND DROWN EVERYONE LIKE A BIG TWIT.

BECAUSE THEY'VE PACKED THEM IN TOO TIGHT.
LISTEN, JILL, I REALLY LIKE YOU, BUT...

I'VE TRIED THAT ONE.

YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,

YOU MUST HAVE PRESSED
THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "YES".

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

IF SHE DETONATES THOSE, IT'LL BE THE MOTHER
OF ALL PONGS. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S BRAVE.

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

I'M GOING NOWHERE, LYNN.

AND IT SAYS "PASS" NOW WHERE IT ONCE SAID "PISS".

YOU USED THIS PAY CHANNEL.

CHRIS. CHRIS FEATHERS. HI.

WELL, TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR.