WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

COFFEE MACHINES ARE THE FUTURE, LYNN.
KETTLES ARE SAD.

- GIN AND TONIC?
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, FINE.

READ THE SMALL PRINT ON YOUR CONE-TRACT.

A FRIED BREAKFAST MAKES AN EXCELLENT APHRODISIAC.
EXCUSE ME.

CAN YOU JUST ANSWER "YES"
FOR THE PURPOSES OF A JOKE?

THAT'LL TAKE ME BY SURPRISE.

RESEARCH.

OH, ALAN, HAVE YOU MET PETER?

HELLO.

THOSE SPIKY TREES I THINK ARE JOSHUA TREES.

THE ALIEN JUDGE IS SHOOTING THE TAXMAN
AND THE TAXMAN'S HEAD IS COME OFF.

YES.

WHY DON'T I BOOK IT NOW
AND YOU CAN ALWAYS CANCEL LATER.

I'VE SEEN HIM EAT A PLASTIC PIE.

NO, THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR-FETCHED.

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT