TAKE THE FAG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

ER, SUSAN? THAT'S A NICE SMELL.
IS THAT NEW PERFUME?

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.

OR IF YOU LIKE TO DEVELOP THE IDEA,
70 PAST FOUR.

- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.

MMMM.

AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.

- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

SOMETIMES I USED TO LIKE SITTING HERE LIKE THIS...
WAITING FOR SONJA.

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?

SO...THANKS.

HENRY VIII. HE WAS A SHIT.

WE DID IT EVERYWHERE.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

OUT POPS THE VAMPIRE...
COUNT DAVULA OF CLIFTONVANIA.

- CAN YOU SEE ME TOMORROW?
- I'D LOVE TO.

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