I WAS WORRIED THAT THE RINGING
MAY HAVE SOUNDED LIKE A MATING CALL.

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

AND THEY'RE LOOKING DOWN
ON ALL THE OTHER LITTLE CHICKENS

CHAMPION!

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TRIADS.

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

I ATE A SCOTCH EGG.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

I'D GO BACK TO SCHOOL. FIRST I'D TAKE OUT THE LABS.

SPLASH DOWN!

ACTUALLY, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
IT'S A RATHER DELICATE MATTER.

- GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO DO IT.
- YEAH!

MINIBAR, RIGHT. NO, I'LL GET IT MYSELF.

GRAVEYARDS ARE SO DEPRESSING.

- OH! TALK OF THE DEVIL!
- MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE.

DO YOU SLOW DOWN FOR CAR CRASHES?

- YES, IT IS.
- IT'S VERY NICE. WHAT IS IT?